He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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