So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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