Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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