**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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