I am puke
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
