just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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