White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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