We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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