NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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