what if I'm pregnant?
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he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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