Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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