one two three fourrrrnication!
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That's how twitter works, right?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
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i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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