ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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