i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So much rum. So many feels.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
