Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
