Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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