Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He passed out mid-signature
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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