return my video game
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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