I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
North Korea, Best Korea!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
