that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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