i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Randomize
