Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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