True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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