Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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