Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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