im gay
i know
yea but for you.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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