your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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