once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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