Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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