Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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