What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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