Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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