Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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