ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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