come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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