Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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