32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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