I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
