Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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