i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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