His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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