Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
