I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
