is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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