Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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