Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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