its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
