im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
