I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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