when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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