Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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