She said her name was "party"
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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