Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Of course I have a pirate flag
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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