Buhtt sex?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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