Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
third nipple confirmed
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I yelled at your uterus for you.
dude. I can hear the air.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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