these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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