don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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