there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
