I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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