If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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