If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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