Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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